{This one is based off of a true story, only the last names have been changed somewhat.}

At my old job, during my first weeks there my coworkers thought I was a some kind of timid guy who had no idea what he was doing (which was kinda true, I just kept my head down and tried to speak as little as possible).

Then one excruciatingly idiotic customer and a profanity laden rant later two were proven wrong (kinda like what’s going on up there).

These two would become my friends Bill and Tiffany.